January Jones

October 14, 2009

Fug The Cover: January Jones

Again, much like with Maxim, I get that the point of this cover has absolutely nothing to do with January Jones' face.

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And when you have someone as delicately beautiful as January is on Mad Men, I understand roughing her up and making her edgy and bad-ass because it plays against her alter-ego, and thus Joe Schmoe at the newsstand might buy the magazine because he's pretty sure she's the kind of girl who will do naughty things with his tire iron. But none of that explains why GQ chose this particular angle on her face, which I don't think works to her advantage. She looks menacing, kind of clunky, and vaguely tired, none of which she is -- well, okay, she might be tired. I don't know her life. At least the advertised story on where to find the best coffee in America could help her with that. Hey, wait, maybe THAT'S why GQ chose this angle on her face. Brilliant! Forget I said anything.
While we were doing our live-blog yesterday -- and thanks to those of you who stopped by, it was super fun -- Heather and I decided that we didn't know what to decide about Mrs Betty Draper here, AKA January Jones:

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This morning, I think I've personally come down firmly on the side of love: it's interesting and intricate without being all Crazy McLookAtMe, and it fits her like a dream. But we promised you a poll, and a poll ye shall receive:


January 9, 2009

Fug Men and Fug City 2

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JANUARY JONES: Phew. I made it.

JESSICA ALBA: Me too.

JANUARY: I ran all the way from the valet. Can you tell? I feel bedraggled.

JESSICA: Your hair is a little....yeah. I can tell.

JANUARY: Well, so's yours!

JESSICA: What on earth are you talking about?

JANUARY: The bangs...and the....rest of it. You sort of look like my first grade teacher, circa 1981. She made her own flax seeds.

JESSICA: IT'S FOR A PART.

JANUARY: Does that explain your dumb-ass pants?

JESSICA: You look like you got attacked by a beaver with a sleeve fetish!

JANUARY: I AM ON A VERY CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED TELEVISION SHOW.

JESSICA: I....okay. You win.

JANUARY: I hate it when we fight.

JESSICA: Let's go find the bar.


August 25, 2008

Mad Fug

Ooookay. January Jones always looks so beautfully prim on Mad Men that, I admit, it's kind of a shock to see her like this:

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From the neck up, she's all Whimsy McRetro, but from there down, she's seriously hardcore Heidi Montag. And I ask you: DOES THAT SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA? DOES IT?

I didn't think so.

The first time around I missed a lot of Mad Men, because I couldn't watch them fast enough to keep my TiVo from replacing old ones with newer episodes. Now, if we're being honest, usually my reaction to heavily hyped stuff that passed me by the first time around is to get kind of overly aggravated by it and ignore it, until my defenses are so worn down that one idle day I sit down with whatever it is and think, "Okay, let's see how TOTALLY BAD this really is," ending of course with me completely on board and secretly admitting it's kind of great. This happened with One Tree Hill some time ago, with Dawson's Creek back in the day, and with wedge shoes. But Mad Men, I knew I wanted to see. And as I've been catching up piecemeal in reruns, the hype is totally not misplaced. It's very well done.

January Jones (who was indeed born in January; she should be relieved she wasn't a September baby), in particular, is great in it. So I really wanted to love whatever she wore to the SAG Awards. And indeed, I love her face, which thankfully she brought with her.

But:

I can't really get behind this. It looks like a homemade Valentine. And while that's great in elementary school, and one might argue that the SAG Awards are an elementary awards show only getting major attention because the Golden Globes were out sick and needed an understudy, I just wish January had gone for a gown that reminded me less of something I traditionally would've accessorized with a doily.

January 19, 2007

Fuguary Jones

Congratulations to former Josh Groban flame January Jones, who just won the lead in that hotly anticipated sequel, Newsies II: These Urchins Were Made For Catwalkin', in which a jolly band of depression-era guttersnipes are forced to save the newspaper that employs them as streetcorner vendors by staging an elaborate fashion show -- which, this being the Depression, would be impossible to pay for without first putting on an uplifting song and dance benefit to solicit donations. But since most people didn't have any coin to drop into their coffers, a few intrepid youths start a prostitution ring to wring cash from the seedy for the needy while the remaining ragamuffins begin this merry chain of events by robbing a bank and, rather than keep it, distribute the proceeds very thinly around town so that all the happy donating can start and be a tax write-off.

It's exactly the mix of Robin Hood, Bonnie and Clyde, The Full Monty, Annie, and Les Miserables that we've been needing in our lives. 

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