Peaches Geldof

June 18, 2009

Fugches Geldof

Last time Peaches Geldof made an appearance on this website, I later read that she had announced on her Twitter that she had been forced to wear that acid-washed mom-jumpsuit by Nylon Magazine and that said fashion decision HAD NOT been made of her own volition. Needless to say, I was very happy to hear that and I retract my comment about how she should have just worn a shirt that said, "I'm a jackass." Instead, clearly the shirt should have read, "Please send help!" At any rate, I am presuming that we're in some kind of similar situation here:

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The dress is, ostensibly, pretty, but she's clearly just coming from a shoot for David's Bridal's fall marketing campaign, right? Honey, at least ask them to take off your headgear before you leave for the day. You've got to start making more demands, kid!

June 5, 2009

Peaches Fugdof

About six weeks ago, I went to Paris on a wee vacay -- it was fabulous, thank you, and I am very envious of our Parisian readers. Your city is beautiful -- and one of the best parts of the trip was seeing what kind of clothes were being sold. I saw many, MANY Kanye West Venetian Blind Glasses, copious acid-washed denim and many pairs of man harem pants. When I saw a pair of white, saggy crotched, demin man harem pants (marem pants?), I could not resist, and texted the news to my friend Jen. She immediately texted back, "OH HALE NO." Which was exactly my reaction to the get-up of one Miss Peaches "DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION" Geldof, pictured below:

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[Photo: Splash News]

SHUT. UP. This is so aggressively, purposely, ridiculously ugly. You might as well just wear a tee shirt that says, "I'm a total jackass." Save us all a bit of trouble.

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