Rachel McAdams

September 17, 2009

Fug or Fab: Rachel McAdams

Hey, remember when Rumer Willis wore a top like this with pants?

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[Photo: WENN.com]

In our "Unfug It Up" comments, lots of people voted for Rumer to ditch the pants and replace them with a pencil skirt. Rachel's dress, which is from the same Stella McCartney collection, fulfills the spirit of that (it's not exactly the same top -- different sleeves, and I think the seam on Rachel's neck means there's modesty netting present, which... feh). I still like the concept of Rumer's jacket if not the way she executed it, but if Stella McCartney snuck into my house, pinned me against the wall, and forced me to select one of these outfits or else accept a hearty bitch-slap, I'd take Rachel's.

August 13, 2009

Unfug It Up: Rachel McAdams

Let's talk about McAdams!

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I....don't....know. I really don't. I mean, on one hand, I feel like she OUGHT to look worse in this. On the other, I also feel like the longer I stare at it, the more it looks like she's wearing it backwards (though I'm sure she isn't). On my mystical third hand (like the third eye, but more helpful for juggling), I feel like I'd LOVE IT if it were a color. On the fourth hand (borrowed from my neighbor), maybe I'd like the white more if she were wearing other SHOES. On the fifth hand (my neighbor's second hand -- I hope you're following), thank god for double-sided tape.

So, I'm throwing it to the peanut gallery. What do you think: is it awesome? Should it be black (or blue or red or whatever)? Should she just scrap it? Play stylist, readers, in the comments -- as always, please continue to be as delightful as you always are:

April 3, 2009

The Fugbook

Time for my regularly scheduled hissy about wearing things the exact same color as your skin. Do I even really need to write it, or can you just fill in the blanks by yourself? It IS Friday, and I could use a break.

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Allow me to provide you with a helpful template. Start off by commenting that Rachel McAdams is lovely/that you loved The Notebook/that you loved the episode of One Tree Hill where it is revealed that Skills loves The Notebook/ that you've never gotten over her break-up with Gosling, not least because it lends a terrible sad note to "Lazy Sunday." Then note that this dress, objectively, is actually very lovely/probably beautifully made/surely cost an arm and a leg/was clearly the result of a lot of laudable hard work by a stylist somewhere. But point out, finally and regretfully, that R. McA matches it so perfectly that she rather looks as though she's wrapped herself in layers of her own skin. Grossed out, publish your rant and go have a cookie. THE END.  

October 28, 2005

Fug Eye


[Photo by Daily Celeb.]

Rachel McAdams is so pretty. Doesn't she look nice? Except... there's something bothering me about this picture, but I can't put my finger on it. Just can't get to the root of it. Hmm. God, and I was really rooting for this outfit, too... What could be the root of the problem? I need to find a route out of this muddle. I don't root what to root. I'm rootly embarrassed here. Root's so rooting and root root. ROOT.

Ahem. Sorry. I got distracted there. I think I was trying to say that I don't like the pockets.

August 11, 2005

Fugging Crashers

Rachel McAdams, what have you done to yourself, young lady?

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You're a very pretty girl, and you seem nice. I think you should go back to being a brunette, but otherwise, I would love to have your skin and you have a very nice glow about you.

A glow, I am compelled to add, that probably doesn't appreciate being stifled by leggings, a peasant shirt, and ... what are those, anyway? Satin shorts? You don't seem like the type to wear those without the leggings, and they certainly look ridiculous with leggings, so... why do you have them at all? Where does one even buy leggings and/or satin shorts in this day and age? Is it a place with a friendly return policy? Did you keep your receipt?

People need to stop abandoning their common sense just because they're being shoved out onto a garish stage at the orgy of puberty TRL has become. Rachel McAdams seems to do just fine everywhere else, but then she  gets an invitation from MTV and goes buck wild by combining the worst of both Sarah Jessica Parker and Sienna Miller. It's like her stylist is insisting that eyeliner + spandex * looking like you were ripped from a 1980s Madonna video = Reaching Out To The Young People.

WRONG. Snap out of it, Rachel. Walk back toward the light.

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