Random Fug

October 30, 2009

Random Fug: Lara Bingle

This outfit, when it appeared on Rihanna, became our first-ever Unfug It Up feature -- she styled it differently, of course, which was part of the issue. But it's interesting to me to see it on somebody who is not as naturally edgy or daring as Rihanna:

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This woman is an Aussie model, although in this photo it looks like she's conducting the U.S.S. Enterprise's shipboard orchestra in a fairly pedestrian rendition of "Waltzing Matilda." And the outfit... doesn't work. It's totally wearing her, instead of the other way around. Of course, it doesn't help that Lara emits a vibe of having been up all night after several failed attempts to pass out in the drawers behind her. But I think it goes to show that sometimes it's the styling that fails you, and sometimes it's just the style. As in, I don't think this is quite hers. Point to Rihanna. Now let's see if Ms. Bingle has the guts to try this one in Round Two.

October 28, 2009

Random Fug: Kesha

Listen, I don't know why this Kesha person got invited to the UK premiere of This Is It.

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But I do know that if you're attending a movie about the last performances of a man who died tragically and suddenly before his time, it's PROBABLY not the appropriate venue to dress like you're trying to nail Jon Gosselin.

It's little wonder I've never heard of Rachel Zeskind.

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Until today, no one had seen hide nor hair of her since her job as the hostess at the incredibly ill-conceived and unpopular Sea World Sushi Lounge.

Look. I know Final Destination is a horror movie.

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But I don't know if I'm supposed to scream just looking at the red carpet.

July 29, 2009

Inglourious Basfuggs

The Inglourious Basterds premiere in Germany was just a sight to behold, you guys. I wish we could have been there! For one thing, we could have told Diane Kruger that she looks very pretty:

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And then we could have whispered in the bathroom that we weren't WHOLLY sure about her hair, but LA LA LA LA WHERE'S PACEY? (Accessorizing herself with Josh Jackson was like the smartest thing ol' Krug has done in years, by the way. Well, along with starring in the National Treasure movies, which somehow manage to be WRETCHED and yet also amazing and hilarious at the same time.)

And then we could have yammered about this poor hot man, who was constantly being yelled at:

July 10, 2009

Random Fug

This photo is from an event held in support of David Carradine Memorial Fund.

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I didn't know this was something that actually needed to be spelled out for people, but here goes: even when the deceased in question died under suspiciously saucy circumstances, you are NOT ALLOWED to attend anything that involves the phrase "memorial fund" dressed like a streetwalker. And that's not hyperbole. I have actually seen prostitutes hanging out in front of the Donut Hole on the corner of Highland and Melrose WEARING THIS. DIAL IT DOWN, HONEY. For your own good. 

Back in 2007, we got an e-mail from a girl named Bridgetta Tomarchio in which she complained to us. Not about what we'd written about her on the site, mind you, but about the fact that we filed her under "Random Fug." See, we hadn't recognized her name or her face, but according to her, that was an oversight on our part because she'd done tons of stuff, and thus she demanded the "random" label should removed immediately because she was famous. Silly us, she was right: We should've recognized her from her work as Red Team Wrestler and Runner #1 in two separate episodes of Poorman's Beach Bikini, as well as "Model" in Entourage and of course "Contestant" in something called Lingo. And we've since seen her in many ads for the erection-enhancer Extenze, so clearly, her star is -- ahem -- on the rise.

I for one have learned my lesson. I will not soon forget her.

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And now, neither will you -- because whenever you think fondly upon all the good times you've shared with Mr. Snuffleupagus, you'll remember where you were the day you found out the name of the girl who killed him and turned his feet into boots.

There is not much more information out there on Russian actress Elena Lenina than the last time we fugged her at Cannes, when she was dressed like an extra in a highly fictionalized Sebastien Bach biopic involving witches.

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The same could be true of this dress, I suppose -- if you replace the word "witches" with "wenches," and add in a loopy subplot in which Bach grossly misunderstands the meaning of the term "music piracy." Glad to see Elena is keeping herself in a state of heightened readiness, just in case.
It's nice to see Katerina Graham -- first featured on Friday with this fug buffet, but well on her way to a Fug Madness berth if she can manage to keep getting invited places -- demonstrating such a keen sense of occasion.

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It's so moving to see that, at a benefit for the L.A. children's hospital, Katerina is honoring all the sick kids out there with a deeply sensitive strapless bra; a tender tank top that says "Dime Piece," and features a melting lipstick and salivating tongue, lest we miss the point that she is super hot and bang-worthy; and one of those earring-necklaces that Rihanna wore the other week. It's all just so sensitive. In fact, the most generous gift to the children of all is those leggings -- with those, she can teach the infirmed wee ones to spell. You know, things like "WTF," or "OMG," or "This dime piece is crazy," or, "Remind me to ask where she shops and then never go there."

It seems I have a reason to root for The CW to pick up The Vampire Diaries for its fall schedule: This Katerina Graham person -- heretofore best known as an R&B-video vixen and as one of those weird-ass Fanta girls -- evidently got cast in the pilot, and if it goes to a series, we might see a whole lot more of her.

And THAT will be entertaining. Here's what she whipped out for a "Rally For Kids" cocktail party at the beginning of this month:

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Your eyes do not deceive you: Those are leather shin guards, and she is obviously the lead in a local burlesque show entitled "Buffy The Vampire Player," about a ragtag ream of rebels that vanquishes the undead through intense field-hockey games.

Then, yesterday, she whipped out this little beauty:

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