We're going to be seeing a lot of Shayne Lamas and her twee tea party dresses between now and when her reality show premieres, aren't we?

After which point, it could go one of two ways:
After which point, it could go one of two ways:
- A swift, merciful slide back into obscurity, after America reiterates that we are not at all interested in anything Lamas-related, although we could probably be talked into watching Leave It to Llamas.
- Leave It to Lamas is a yoooge, Kardashian-y success, Shayne ends up clawing her way toward the middle of Fug Madness, we all spend a fair amount of time cursing humanity for giving the spotlight to this person (while being ourselves part of the problem rather than the solution, obviously), and then she starts her own line of ruffle-y twee party dresses that we all make fun of, before accidentally buying one and feeling the need to make excuses every time we wear it, primarily to people who don't care.



