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September 30, 2009

Fug or Fab: Shenae Grimes

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So, as I believe I mentioned on our Twitter feed (we're @fuggirls, it's fun, we were totally wrong when we said we weren't going to enjoy it, we're big liars, we know), the new 90210 is kind of totally better now, all of a sudden. I think it's because the new dudes are cuter, no one is pregnant, and Shenae Grimes accidentally killed someone with her car AND was the victim of a sexting scandal. Accidental murder, plus humiliating sex scandals, equals trashy CW fun. Entertainment Weekly, I apologize for muttering, "Have you lost your damn minds?" at the issue in which you informed me it had improved. You were right, I was wrong.

And in addition to the show getting better, I suspect little Shenae here went and got herself a better stylist, because in comparison to her former body of work, she now looks like a SARTORIAL MASTERPIECE. Like, I may have lost my mind at some point over the last six weeks -- which would explain a lot of things, actually -- but this is kind of...REALLY CUTE. Right?

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May 22, 2009

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First, I'd just like to say that Shenae here looks very pretty with the extra five pounds or whatever that she's put on her wee little body. But the CLOTHING she's put on her wee little body is NOT very pretty. AT ALL:

I hear you. You're wondering, could this BE any trashier? Well, Chandler Bing, get a load of this:

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April 7, 2009

Fugnae Grimes

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Hey, Shenae? I have a question:

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You DO know you're not currently on the 1990 version of 90210, right?

February 20, 2009

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I do not understand this.

Somehow Shenae Grimes here (for whom I have a visceral dislike, in part because I feel like her acting on 90210 is on par with the worst of my high school drama productions) has taken what I suspect is actually a delicate, interesting, highly demure dress -- albeit one with the world's poshest apron attached -- that we'd see on, say, Diane Kruger and not bat a lash, and made it... kinda sleezy looking. Like she's here to cook something up, and it's NOT a nice lasagne, or an apple pie. It's not even something more suggestive sounding, like, I don't know, bangers and mash. I feel like she'd swan up to you in this and be all, "Like my apron? I'm what's for dinner." Which can work in certain circumstances, obviously, and I applaud your brave use of said line in those circumstances, but... a fashion show probably shouldn't be one of them, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

February 17, 2009

Shefug Grimes

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How do I fug thee?

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Let me count the ways:

1) I fug thee to the depth and breadth and height thy blazer can reach, which is to say, that thing is longer than your actual outfit;

2) I fug thee freely, as I strive for right -- and that formal-shorts-romper-thing, the likes of which I bought from Express in eighth grade and wore to school dances, is the opposite of right. You are not in a period-specific remake of 90210, Shenae. You're in an updated continuation of the story of the West Beverly High walls' innumerable bad paint jobs.

3) I fug thee with the passion put to use in my old griefs -- because SERIOUSLY, how many times do I have to complain about you lousy kids and your misperception that mangy laddered hose are attractive? -- and if God choose, I should fug thee better after death, which will come about because your inexplicably sloppy and ridiculous tights HAVE FINALLY FREAKING KILLED ME.

December 1, 2008

Fug or Fab: Shenae Grimes

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I don't know what it is about Shenae Grimes, but there's something about her that just makes me want to smack her. Is that uncharitable?

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I think it's, in part, because she's really not very good on 90210: The New Class, which is saying a lot because, in general, 90210: The New Class makes Saved By The Bell: The College Years look like The Sopranos: The Heyday. I think it's also because she makes this face a lot, which is like some kind of cousin to Drunkface -- a condition in which you look totally drunk all the time, even if you are not (see Grimes's castmate AnnaLynne McCord) -- and Bitchface, which is, of course, when you just look totally bitchy all the time, even if you're actually delightful. This, on the other hand, is sort of like...Smugface. Which is actually the worst affliction of all: drunks can be fun, and bitches can be funny, but the smug are solely irritating. Also, I don't know how I feel about her boots. But I think I'd quite like the dress on anyone else, much as it pains me to say so.

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August 8, 2008

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This is an on-set shot of Shenae Grimes, who plays one of the California newcomers in the 90210 spin-off (essentially, the new Brenda Walsh -- in spirit, if not in awesomely huffy, deliciously self-righteous personality).

Shenae's character's name is Annie, which if you look at her feet, should be no surprise:

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Surely it can't be a coincidence that, from the ankle down, she's dressed as a high-heeled version of the plucky, carrot-topped orphan that is her namesake. I deeply hope she and Lori Loughlin open the show with a kicky rendition of "I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here," right before Annie and her brother turn "Tomorrow" into a joyous tribute to Southern California's generally pleasant weather. Sure, you can TRY to bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there will be sun, but no one's going to give you very long odds on that.

May 14, 2008

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This is Shenae Grimes, who has been cast as the Brenda-esque character in the 90210 sequel:

And just when I thought we were running out of starlets to talk about! I think it's fair to say that a backless micro micro-mini with side boob and a mysterious rib-cage tattoo is perhaps just a wee too much skank for a CW promotional event.

In fact, I feel the 90210-Redux ast may soon inspire their own category, as Grimes' castmate AnnaLynne McCord (whom you may recognize as Portia DeRossi's freaky wackjob daughter from Nip/Tuck) appeared at upfronts in this:

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