Go Fug Yourself: Because Fugly Is The New Pretty

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KHLOE: Lamar. Stand up straight. And stop smirking. We're INTERESTING now.

LAMAR ODOM: We are? Frankly, since I have an NBA ring, I thought I was already kind of interesting.

KHLOE: Duh, Lamar. No. You're not anything in this town until you con someone into paying for your quickie wedding. So, we're FASCINATING.

LAMAR: Huh. Really?

KHLOE: OBVIOUSLY. Why else would I wear a dress partly made of netting? If I'm interesting then so is my pelvis. And my boobs. Oh, and my thighs. And it's just not RIGHT to deny the world interesting things in these trying times.

LAMAR: Okay, Kourtney. Sure, honey.

KHLOE: I'm KHLOE.

LAMAR: You are? Hey, how about that.I guess I didn't need to send that apology letter to Reggie Bush.

KHLOE: That's ALSO not me, it's KIM.

LAMAR: Really? Wow. Which one did I get then?

KHLOE: ME YOU GOT ME I AM INTERESTING GOD DAMMIT.

LAMAR: Okay! Look, as long as the name's right on the pre-nup and the divorce papers, right?

KHLOE: Suddenly you are NOT so interesting.

Fab or Fug: Lauren Ambrose

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So, this is kind of unusual. This dress appears to be held up by MAGIC:

But I think I really like it. I, TOO, give it the thumbS up. Am I crazy? By the way, when you ask Dr Google if you're crazy, the answer you most often get is that you are actually PSYCHIC. Which means I can finally tell you guys some of the information I have about you: Jennifer K in Philadelphia, your boyfriend IS going to propose! MAZEL TOV! We're so excited for you. Allison L in Des Moines, make sure you get your oil changed. Katherine in Topeka, that leftover spaghetti in the fridge has turned. DO NOT EAT IT. Tom in Rhode Island, those pants do NOT make your ass look fat, that coworker is just jealous. Francine from Minneapolis, you should not buy those boots right now, they WILL go on sale. And, finally, Jessica in Los Angeles, do NOT buy this dress, you're supposed to be saving your money.

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October 13, 2009

Becki Newtfug

Becki Newton is so cute and fresh-faced.

So it's a shame that her bodice reminds me of nothing so much but this:

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Fug Open

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Look, I love Serena Williams. I just do. During Outburstgate at the US Open, I just kind of wanted to grab her and ask her what she was thinking, point out that the only really advisable way to emulate John McEnroe is by playing excellent tennis, and then hug her and go take her out for a beer with Kim Clijsters, who also probably really needed one. HOWEVER. What I do not love is:

THAT is a SHIRT. Or -- and this just occurred to me -- it is a very formal tennis dress, in which case I cannot wait to see her play in those shoes.

Ugly Fugly and Fug or Fab, America Ferrera

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Well. America Ferrera looks fantastic from the neck up.

From the neck down, on the other hand, she looks like sgaeyqi0o8hy6YNHBBBBBBBBZPGIOJI3UUUUUUU 3RUtGXDHHHOoooooooqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.

Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I just lost consciousness, due to FLAMING FIERY BOREDOM. I mean, sure, this is fine if you're going to court to contest a speeding ticket or to a meeting of your co-op board at which you will be questioned for hours regarding a loud and inappropriate Beer Pong party you may or may not have had, or to sign your will. If you are a twenty-four year old actress, and you are not in Halloween costume as Katie Couric, however, it is unacceptably SNOOZEVILLE. Plus, it is doing her youthful bod no favors.

Later, America changed into this:

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Sheree Whitfug

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Sometimes, people ask us why we harp on jumpsuits so much.

This might be Exhibit A in defense of our position.

Fug Seconds

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"Greetings!

"I'm Luke Perry, and no one on the internet can explain why I'm wearing this cowboy hat!"

Fug or Fab or Fug or Fab: Sophia Bush

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Our girl Sophia Bush has been out and about a lot the last couple of days, handily illustrating the thrill of sartorial victory and the agony of its defeat.

This one, I think, is a win:

Does she look like the world's sexiest referee? Maybe, although she was smart to leave her whistle at home. But she also looks sort of modern and graphic and curvy -- frankly, I think this works, although I'm concerned that her shoes are brown. Surely that's just craziness on my part, however, yes? Brown shoes would be foolishness at the level of the fact that last night's One Tree Hill involved NO MALE SHIRTLESSNESS. Considering that this is the first time that has EVER happened on that show, let's just say....I am concerned. Also, I'd like to take this moment to officially thank the OTH crew for casting Hot Hot Robert Buckley as Nathan's Generally Shirtless Troubled Manwhore Agent With a Heart of Gold and MYSTERIOUS PAST. I'd also like to share that when I originally wrote that sentence, I accidentally left out the word "Agent," and I admit that I would also watch THAT show.

Anyway, further craziness on Sophia's part, however, is amply demonstrated by THIS:

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Unfug It Up: Katie Cassidy

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At first, I thought this photo was going to be of Blake Lively. You can probably guess why:

Mountains of hair, low cut, lots of leg, and -- which you'll see after the jump -- an open back:

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L.A. Fugdy

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LAUREN CONRAD: So here we are at the Hollywood Style Awards, right?

STYLIST BRITT BARDO: Right.

LC: Do we think this was the right moment to make me look like a saggy pregnant lounge chair?

SBB: Why not? It's the right moment for me to model my hair after that muse in Xanadu who looked like she was wearing a phallus.

LC: Yours is more of a nubbin.

SBB: IRREGARDLESS.

LC: That's not a word.

SBB: Yeah? Well YOU'RE not pregnant and saggy!

LC: Exactly my point.

SBB: What are we talking about again?

LC: Look, I just don't love my outfit, okay? Let's reconsider next time.

SBB: Am I even your stylist?

LC: I hope so, because if not, then I did this to myself. And I am REALLY not sold on my lipstick. Or my hair.

SBB: Then you have problems.

LC: Thanks.

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